Good Morning!

Oh hi! Didn't see you there. That is, of course, because we're both at a computer. In fact, there is no guarantee I'm even at a computer. So I just lied to you. So far I'm off to a great start, it seems. Lying to people who stumbled upon my blog. That's the way to make friends, you know. Just lie to them.

Either way, here we are (potentially), sitting at a computer. "This guy's dumb..." you most likely would say right about now. "Yeah, you're probably right." (This last part was either said by me in response, or someone else who is talking to you).

I'm sure you're wondering if my entire blog will be like this. And the answer is...maybe? Depends on how many posts I have. If this is the only post so far, then yes. My blog is 100% like this. 1 out of 1 post. If this is not my only post as of this point (the point in which you are reading this) then the answer is...well probably yes. This is how I type everything. However, there will also be other things posted here as well! Such as artwork (mine, not just things I found on the Internet) and possibly some photos (also mine).

By the way, my name is John. [Good start...first I lied to you, then I forgot to introduce myself. Great manners indeed.] In case you're wondering, and if you're still reading to this point you may very well be, I am 21 and I am a father of a two year old little girl. I work for Geek Squad as a supervisor, and I love it.

There you have it. That's me. Or at least a portion. More to come...